While I’m sulking, check out his set of sixteen characters, including He-Man, Man-At-Arms (aka Burt Reynolds), Trap Jaw, and She-Ra. Please note that Skeletor bears a striking resemblance to a hip and bald Carrot Top, who in turns looks quite a bit like Liono when unbald. Maybe it’s just me.

I’d like to explain. When I wrote, “Maybe it’s just me,” I meant that maybe I’m the only person who thinks that Carrot Top is getting dangerously close to looking like a creepy cartoon villian. I was not inferring that I might be the person who looks like Skeletor, Carrot Top, or Liono.

Am I making this more confusing that it needs to be? I am starting to believe that should have been split into two posts: one about He-Man sketches and one about spooky weirdos.

I want his hair right now — and I mean RIGHT NOW!

Skeletor is one bad dude but he's got mad fashion sense.

Whoa, settle down She-Ra. PS: Kate Hudson called and she wants her face back and the Hoff might want his jacket.

I'm superbummed that these don't come in men's sizes.